You Can't Teach God Anything: Archive

Feb 1st

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Jan 31st

I'm Dunzo With Chick-fil-A

I have compromised my values for Chick Fila many times. One of my favorite indulgences is a Chick-fil-A #1 with extra pickles and a sweet tea. It’s delicious. It’s almost like crack. No other fast food restaurant can compare. This fat kid can attest. My adoration for Chick-fil-A might surprise people, because of my staunch Atheism and their staunch Christianity. Chick-fil-A is known...

Jan 31st

My favorite song of the moment was Foster The...

Jan 31st

Alec Baldwin...

Is the best…but winning the SAG award for 30 Rock 5 years in a row is excessive. Next year let someone else win. We’ll just accept that he deserves a SAG every year for the rest of his blue-eyed life.

Jan 31st

One time in college...

I was hanging out at my friends’ dorm. We were really messed up, and one of my friends told us she had made a sex tape. She tried to tell us it was a really normal thing to make a sex tape. We told her that most people don’t make sex tapes. I think we made her feel well shameful, because she didn’t say much the rest of the night. I still don’t think it’s...

Jan 30th

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Get Outta My Way

Jan 30th

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(2 Hearts) Randomly felt like listening to Kylie Minogue.

Jan 30th

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We don’t need your money, money, money…

Jan 30th

(A Rant) I was watching Real Time with Bill...

I’m not saying I always agree with Bill Maher, but I will say that when it comes to politics he and Rachel Maddow are the voices that ululate in my mind. Anyway, Bill had on Rep. Jack Kingston of Georgia. Rep. Kingston is a Republican, which normally would make me tune out his voice, but I think any conservative willing to go on Real Time deserves a minute amount of respect. Some how the...

Jan 29th

Jan 27th

I forgot to talk about the Oscars!

Best Picture Nominations: “Black Swan” “The Fighter” “Inception” “The Kids Are All Right” “The King’s Speech” “127 Hours” “The Social Network” “Toy Story 3″ “True Grit” “Winter’s Bone” My Thoughts - This is the second year in a row that I’ve seen almost all of the nominated best picture movies. The only one I haven’t seen this year is The Fighter. I think The...

Jan 26th

I wish I had one good reason why

I should stay How’d I get myself Into this place? I wish had qualities like: Sympathy Fidelity Sobriety Sincerity Humility Instead I got lunacy I wish I could fit myself in my pocket And tie myself to a rocket And send myself to outer space I wish I had a different face I wish I had one good reason why I should stay How’d I get myself Into this place? I wish my life was a...

Jan 25th

Jan 23rd

Oscar Check List Update

Inception ✓ The Social Network ✓ The Kids Are All Right ✓ Winter’s Bone ✓ How To Train Your Dragon ✓ Toy Story 3 ✓ Black Swan ✓ The Fighter The Town True Grit ✓ 127 Hours ✓ The Kings Speech ✓ Rabbit Hole ✓ Blue Valentine ✓ I Am Love ✓ Biutitful Made in Dagenham Get Low Another Year Frankie & Alice Fair Game

Jan 23rd

Every bitch on ONTD thinks they’re a literary scholar. I think anyone who says a book is bad because “it wasn’t well written” is a pretentious felcher. Furthermore when I read a book the story reins supreme. As long as the story catches my attention I will read it. Incredulity is the pervasive problem of the Internet. We are all suffer.

Jan 23rd

Liam Hemsworth as Peeta in The Hunger Games? →

Um, no. Definitely no. Fuck no. He’s too old. He’s too pretty. Peeta is supposed to kinda dorky and stocky. They need to find someone who is unconventionally good looking and young.

Jan 23rd

I didn't know what GetGlue was...

So I looked it up. Apparently its a social networking site where you earn stickers. DO NOT WANT! Even if they are virtual stickers. Stickers are vile disgusting dirt and germ collecting pieces of sticky paper. They make me want to vomit. People think I’m crazy because I loathe stickers, but I don’t care, because you have to be true to yourself. Miley Cyrus taught me that. She also...

Jan 21st

Anne Hathaway as Selina Kyle and Tom Hardy as Bane... →

So excited.

Jan 19th

Jan 11th

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The Sounds You Need: January

1. Britney Spears - Hold It Against Me 2. Jessie J - Do It Like A Dude 3. Adele - Someone Like You 4. Cage the Elephant - Shake Me Down 5. Bruno Mars - Grenade 6. Cold War Kids - Louder Than Ever 7. Eliza Doolittle - Pack Up 8. Paloma Faith - New York 9 Eliza Doolittle - Skinny Genes 10. Jessie J - Price Tag

Jan 11th

Jan 7th

Okay I’m going to check ONTD one more time and then I’ll put the computer away.

Jan 5th