January 2012
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You will break his heart, and when you do I’ll rip your face off.
– Patty Hewes, Damages.
December 2011
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2011, You're busted.
I’m totes over you, 2011. It’s not me, it is indeed you. Were you a terrible year? No, I can’t definitively say that you were the worst of all my years, but you weren’t the best, were you? You don’t even rank amongst the best. So here’s the plan: 2011, you need to pack your raggedy ass up and leave before 2012 get’s here. I can’t be making a bad...
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UHHHHH! Car maintenance is one of the worst things in life. Its a necessary evil.
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Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are...
– Marianne Williamson, but I took out the parts about god. I don’t think I need “god” to self-actualize.
GTA III on iPhone Is A Inappropriate Idea
So they games on my iPhone are fun, and inoffensive. Grand Theft Auto II is totally fun, but totally offensive. I can’t play that game at work while I’m waiting for the bathroom. I can’t play that game while I’m waiting at Starbucks. If people hear me beating up a hooker on my iPhone at the bank, I am going to get some SERIOUS side-eye. You know that’s true.
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Mini-Mid-December Mix: Treat Yo'self Edition
I can’t sleep. Its 11:15. I have to get up at 6, be at work at 7:30am, and won’t get home from work until 8:30pm tomorrow. I accept that it’s going to be rough, and I put forth a mix that will make it so much better, me thinks.
The Big Pink - Stay Gold
The History of Apple Pie - You’re So Cool
This Many Boyfriends - Young Lovers Go Pop!
The Vaccines - Tiger Blood /or/ A...
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