GTA III on iPhone Is A Inappropriate Idea

So they games on my iPhone are fun, and inoffensive. Grand Theft Auto II is totally fun, but totally offensive. I can’t play that game at work while I’m waiting for the bathroom. I can’t play that game while I’m waiting at Starbucks. If people hear me beating up a hooker on my iPhone at the bank, I am going to get some SERIOUS side-eye. You know that’s true.