You Can't Teach God Anything

I just want to say this: if there really was a god them things like LMFAO would not happen. A real god would not let two creepy fugly nerds have a number one song called “Sexy And I Know It.” Before I wasn’t sure if god existed so I just assumed he didn’t, but because of LMFAO I am pretty sure there is no god. I am a true atheist because of Party Rock. Disgusting!

We are not special. We are not crap or trash either. We just are. We just are, and what happens just happens. This is the place where I share my ideas, opinions, and interesting things I find on the internet. I'm not a genius, though I paid for four years of college, so I get to think I'm smarter than some people. My sense of humor is dark and eccentric and it might go way over everybody's head. I like to make myself laugh first. If anyone else laughs, well then that's just dandy. I'm also a nerd in the sense that I have the tendency to get really excited and passionate about stupid stuff like the following: Glee, iPhones, Martha Stewart, Doctor Who, 30 Rock, Macs, Fiona Apple. Don not be confused. I am not a hipster. There is nothing ironic about my obsessions, my clothes, or my kick-ass Ray Ban wayfarer glasses. I truly love them. The only thing I'm "over" is the moon. I am an atheist, and that's all you need to know about that. PS: I think I make really good playlists. You can spend the rest of your days trying to suck your earlobes if you don't agree.