Everyone Likes Chicken, Dammit.

Okay, so I don’t know why the Mary J Blige-Burger King video is offensive. Because they had a black woman selling chicken? So?

We need to get over this. It’s not like she was hocking watermelons or newport cigarettes. Let’s be real. Why do we still think black people liking chicken is a stereotype? EVERYONE LIKES CHICKEN. Okay, not everyone. There are those vegetarian/vegan bitches.

However if you eat meat, you like chicken. Plain and simple. If you’re white and eat meat, you like chicken. If you’re chinese and eat meat, you like chicken. If you are mexican and eat meat, you like chicken. Why are we harping on this? It’s not like Mary J. was on a porch in an apron with a container of crisco under her arm singing “I’s sho’ do love dat new chicken wrap.” No, she was up on the counter singing with her beautiful voice about the new chicken wrap at Burger King. We’re Americans. We like chicken. Shut the fuck up.

December Playlist
  1. One Direction - Taken
  2. Foster The People - Call It What You Want
  3. Florence + The Machine - Only If For A Night
  4. Lady Gaga - Orange Colored Sky
  5. Young The Giant - 12 Fingers
  6. Mary J. Blige - Ain’t Nobody (I don’t say no to Chaka Khan covers)
  7. The Saturdays - Faster
  8. Grouplove - Cruel And Beautiful World
  9. Jessica Lowndes - I Wish I Was Gay
  10. Of Monsters and Men - Little Talks
  11. Parade - Louder
  12. Simone Battle - He Likes Boys
  13. The Naked and Famous - Punching In A Dream
  14. Birdy - Young Blood
  15. Lana Del Ray - Video Games
  16. Cher Lloyd - Grow Up
  17. Robyn - Hang With Me
  18. Kelly Clarkson - You Love Me
  19. Grouplove - Tongue Tied
  20. One Direction - It’s Gotta Be You
  21. She & Him - Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas

Christmas Playlist to come…